i can haz fox news? April 29, 2009
Posted by halfawake in Current Events, Entertainment.3 comments
I understand that journalists need to write catchy headlines in order to trick the public into reading their stories. Take today’s leading headline, for instance: “Obama’s first 100: Now comes the hard part” seems to promise some kind of poignant analysis of what’s to come, when really it’s just a rehash of all the Obama news we’ve seen this year coupled with commentary on why Obama’s acknowledging his 100th day at all.
Furthermore, I understand that news outlets often use headlines to misrepresent the content of an article just to get you to click. For example, “What I learned about my husband in bed” is not the soft-core CNN porn you’re hoping for.
I’m pretty flexible with my news and I enjoy reading a variety of news sites each day. But given that flexibility, I do not understand why Fox News has resorted to using lol-speak in it’s titles.
(The image in it’s original context is below)
Photographs via Fox News on the Interwebz.
Update: The Fox photo is permalinked here (for now). Also, the story in question, which doesn’t have the photo, is here.
It’s Trampling Time December 16, 2008
Posted by halfawake in Current Events.Tags: christmas, consumerism, elves, media, preventable deaths, root canals, shopping holidays
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Less than three weeks after reporting three preventable deaths on Black Friday, the media is back to feeding the holiday shopping frenzy.

YOU'LL HAVE THAT SCARF OVER MY DEAD BODY
Um. Yeah. There are 10 days left until Christmas. And if you don’t shop, like a lot, before then… you don’t want to know what happens when the clock reaches zero. You really want to know? Well, it involves toothless elves who don’t like the sound of tortured squirrels writhing in pain half as much as they like giving you a root canal before they chew your arms off. That’s right, they eat your arms, bones and all, with no teeth.
There are two types of headlines that are popular this year:
“OMG There Are Sales! Hurry Or You Might Not Get 25% Off This Merch That’s Been Marked Up 50%!”
or
“OMG There’s A Recession! Maybe You Shouldn’t Be Shopping So Much?”
We just can’t win.
A Nebraska Divided November 19, 2008
Posted by halfawake in Current Events.Tags: election, election 2008, mccain, nebraska, npr, obama
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There are two states that can divide their electoral votes in a presidential election: Maine and Nebraska. This year, Nebraska actually exercised this ability due to heavy Obama support in Omaha. Thus far, however, I have not found a mainstream news source that reported this (CNN, for example, lists the state as being in the McCain column).
Thankfully, O’Foghlú just put me on to the awesome NPR electoral results map, which does report 1 out of the 5 Nebraskan electoral votes as going to Obama.
This is special. Nebraska is strongly Republican, like always. Not only did Obama swing all the swing states, he tipped the balance in a staunch republican stronghold. I wonder how the election results would be different if all states could split their votes?
(for an explanation of the splitting system, see NPR)
Update: On closer inspection, I see that CNN’s election results do list the electoral vote breakdown for Nebraska. I must have missed it earlier. In any case, I like NPRs coverage better. Note that you can also get the break down for the 2000/2004 elections by changing the URL.
Knock it Off October 10, 2008
Posted by halfawake in Current Events, Entertainment.Tags: 3 down 47 to go, call out, connecticut, gay marriage, gay rights, GLSEN, hillary duff, skirt as a top, that's so gay
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“That’s so gay” has been around for a while, and I feel like recently it’s reached an equilibrium point where people know it’s messed up to say it, but they say it anyways with a smirk as if saying something while knowing that it’s offensive makes it all better. Kinda out of nowhere, Hillary Duff calls this behavior out:
What do you think of this ad? Is it a message that will get through? Or is it saying something that’s already known, and therefore won’t make a difference? This reminds me of Illdoctrine’s “No Homo”.
via Feministing.
UPDATE: 3 down, 47 to go.
Forty Days Left September 24, 2008
Posted by halfawake in Current Events.Tags: double standards, election, election 2008, mccain, obama, privilege, time wise, white privilege
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White privilege is being able to dump your first wife after she’s disfigured in a car crash so you can take up with a multi-millionaire beauty queen (who you then go on to call the c-word in public) and still be thought of as a man of strong family values, while if you’re black and married for nearly 20 years to the same woman, your family is viewed as un-American and your gestures of affection for each other are called “terrorist fist bumps.”
Everything I read about the presidential election at this point seems to have distinct and specific appeal for one candidate or the other. Each side is continually building it’s stockpile of attacks. This ain’t a political scene, it’s an arms race. We often hear that the undecided voters will determine the outcome of the election, but sometimes I think the “undecided voter” is a bit of a cryptid. Whose votes are really being fought over here? Is the purpose of campaigning and debate to serve as more of a stop-gap measure to prevent attrition of a candidate’s (decided) supporters? In any case, I love (identifying) double standards, and the Wise piece does a good job of that.
Refugee Crisis and Xenophobic Violence in South Africa July 2, 2008
Posted by halfawake in Current Events.Tags: refugee crisis, south africa, xenophobia
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Robbie Silverman is doing a summer internship at the South Africa Human Rights Commission. Just over two weeks ago he sent an email back to the states describing the shocking conditions that Zimbabwean immigrants are meeting in South African refugee camps. This email got passed onto an editor at the Boston Globe, and it was eventually published in the Boston.com Passport section. It’s a somewhat surreal and depressing read, and I find it difficult to wrap my head around the whole situation, but knowing that I went to high school with the author kind of helps me internalize it.
There are a few notable editorial changes in the published version (e.g., a jab at the Bush administration was removed, as well as mentions of Obama and the Celtics). Overall it’s very close to the original email.

