Department of the Treasury

08 Jan

Dear Taxpayer,

We’ve enclosed an examination report explaining our proposed changes to your 2006 federal income tax return(s).  Please review the examination report and let us know if you agree or disagree with the proposed changes.  We need to receive your response within 30 days from the date of this letter, but our final review will take 6-8 months, during which you will be solely responsible for any interest accrued on outstanding charges.

The amount you owe is four grand, which may include tax, penalties and estimated interest due.  You should pay the total amount you owe now because the law allows us to charge additional interest and certain penalties until you pay the amount you owe in full.  Such penalties may include, but are not limited to, fines, fees, levies, ridicule, and waterboarding.  If you cannot pay the amount you owe, please call us to obtain a Transfer of Future Firstborn Custody Schedule (Form W30wn%05-EZ).

Thank you for your cooperation.


Adam Young

Operations Manager, Examination Branch

 (I’m paraphrasing/embellishing)


Posted by on January 8, 2008 in Entertainment


Tags: , ,

3 responses to “Department of the Treasury

  1. KendellJ

    January 10, 2008 at 12:36 am

    Say what you want about the current healthcare system in the US…but do you really want it run by these same people?

    p.s. I wonder…if you pay the full amount now, but then they decide you don’t owe them 4G’s, will they pay you back the interest on it as well?

  2. halfawake

    January 10, 2008 at 1:17 am

    I think paying the full amount now qualifies as an acceptance of their incorrect revisions. I mailed my protest papers today ;-).

  3. Bruce

    January 27, 2008 at 1:17 am

    See my article, “The IRS — Death and Taxes: what do they have in common?”


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: