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Pearl Harborer

27 Jan

Last year at Zandperl’s Halloween party we were playing “The Coachride to the Devil’s Castle” (aka Die Kutschfahrt zur Teufelsburg), and we spontaneously came up with the following definition of “Pearl Harborer”:

Pearl Harborer

In the Card Game “Die Kutschfahrt zur Teufelsburg” (“The Coachride to the Devil’s Castle”), a Pearl Harborer is someone who is surreptitiously hiding the “Schwarze Perle” (a.k.a. “Black Pearl”) card.

Brian’s going to declare victory this turn, unless he’s a pearl harborer…

I submitted this definition to Urban Dictionary.

It was rejected.  Superficially, that’s not a big surprise, nor do I care.

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What surprised me, initially, was that it took so long for them to get back to me.  I submitted the entry on October 27, 2008, and received my “entry not published” email three days ago.

Peer review is known to take ages, but still I could not imagine why the rejection would be so slow (compared to Wikipedia rejections, which can happen within minutes).  But the real surprise here is that Urban Dictionary has standards at all. The rejection letter came with a link to Urban Dictionary’s publishing guidelines (you may need to sign up to see the link):

As an editor, you decide what gets published. Use these guidelines while you make your decisions.

1. Publish celebrity names but reject friends’ names.
2. Publish racial and sexual slurs but reject racist and sexist entries. 
3. Publish opinions.
4. Publish place names.
5. Publish non-slang words. Ignore misspellings and swearing.
6. Publish jokes.
7. Reject sexual violence.
8. Reject nonsense. Be consistent on duplicates.
9. Reject ads for web sites.
10. Publish if it looks plausible.

So anybody can sign up to be an editor, and some consensus of arbitary/random editors decides which entries get accepted and which get rejected.  According to these guidelines, my entry should have been published.  However, whichever editors saw it disagreed, probably because they didn’t “get” the definition, so now it’s lost to the world forever.

The sad part is that this isn’t so far off from academic peer review.  Sometimes you discover or create knowledge that you know is right, and you try to put it out there but the people reading it don’t think it should be seen, and they reject it, often with little or no explanation why.  If it’s this hard to publish in the haphazard, anything goes environment of Urban Dictionary, imagine how hard it must be to publish in a journal, where entries theoretically have consequences.

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5 Comments

Posted by on January 27, 2009 in Alchemy, Entertainment

 

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5 responses to “Pearl Harborer

  1. weirleader

    January 27, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    That’s interesting — both about the oddities of Urban Dictionary (I’ve seen some doozies of entries) and about the card game. As it happens, a buddy from my new office is quite the gamer and it’s always fun to run out-of-the-ordinary card games past him; he knew of it, of course.

    Ever hear of Race for the Galaxy? He’s got me hooked on that one, playing it pretty much daily at lunch. 🙂

     
  2. Olivia Nellums

    January 27, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    maybe they waited so long to get back to you to see if the phrase caught on more broadly?

     
  3. halfawake

    January 27, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    @weirleader Nope – I haven’t tried Race for the Galaxy, but I’ll check with my gamer friends about it. Coach ride is pretty fun after you play it a few times.

    @Olivia – I think that it was something like that. Phrases don’t have to catch on to be entered (see #10 in the guidelines), but if nobody recognizes it then they might just pass on evaluating it. Editors have the option to pass on accepting or rejecting terms, so if everyone just clicked “I don’t know” it may have just timed out (it seems I got rejected after ~90 days). I guess it was just odd to see the reject in my box after having totally forgotten about submitting it.

     
  4. zandperl

    January 28, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Huh, I have no recollection of using this term. I must’ve been playing something else at the time.

     
  5. halfawake

    January 28, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    @zandperl well, even the guy who said it originally doesn’t remember it…

     

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