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Department of the Treasury

Dear Taxpayer,

We’ve enclosed an examination report explaining our proposed changes to your 2006 federal income tax return(s).  Please review the examination report and let us know if you agree or disagree with the proposed changes.  We need to receive your response within 30 days from the date of this letter, but our final review will take 6-8 months, during which you will be solely responsible for any interest accrued on outstanding charges.

The amount you owe is four grand, which may include tax, penalties and estimated interest due.  You should pay the total amount you owe now because the law allows us to charge additional interest and certain penalties until you pay the amount you owe in full.  Such penalties may include, but are not limited to, fines, fees, levies, ridicule, and waterboarding.  If you cannot pay the amount you owe, please call us to obtain a Transfer of Future Firstborn Custody Schedule (Form W30wn%05-EZ).

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

Adam Young

Operations Manager, Examination Branch

 (I’m paraphrasing/embellishing)

 
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Posted by on January 8, 2008 in Entertainment

 

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